Premonition

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Does anyone else have the sneaky suspicion that Google will soon have complete world domination? What? Just me?

Well people, just remember. You heard it here first.

And just so I have this in writing for future reference and proof, let me add that I think if somehow the worlds of Google and Apple collided (Gapple? Apoogle?), they'd probably have supremacy to lasso the moon AND Mars. Just you watch; I'm rarely wrong about this stuff. (example, I called the unfortunate divorce of Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman YEARS before it happened. And Jon & Kate Plus 8? Please! I predicted a train wreck the moment I laid eyes on that haircut.)

P.S. Dear Google: if you're looking for a hard-working part time employee who can work from the comfort of her home, preferably in the comfort of her pj's, then I'm your gal. Especially if a company iPhone and data plan are included in the benefits package. Have your people call my people and we'll negotiate. But of course, I understand if you're too busy brainstorming ways to merge with Apple and therefore unable to contact me in the immediate future.