Ben (who is sitting on top of the counter, face inside pizza box, ingesting an unauthorized, illegal 2nd piece of pizza): Ohhhhhhhhh, right.
Me: Ben, you knew that. I already told you that was the deal.
Ben: But MOOOOOOOOM! Um, I was just talkin' to Jesus about that, and he said it would be FINE if I had some pizza.
Me: Wow. I don't even know how to argue with that. Well done. Have at it.
Your kid already knows to pull the Jesus card. He's a quick learner! I can't wait to meet him someday and hear the funny in person!
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